When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to talk to you after & you’re like;

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white vs. asian parents

white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
vs.
asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI

FACT: If a barista is cute, I’ll buy way more coffee than I should drink in a 24 hour period.

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I never had to take care of a fake baby or egg in school….WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO WHEN I HAVE A REAL ONE?!

I had an egg baby. My friend squeezed it when he was supposed to be baby sitting it when I was in PE….

stuck in a broken elevator

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